Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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