imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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