i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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