A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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