i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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