Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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