it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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