People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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