K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She's like a pop up book from hell.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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