I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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