We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
