im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just wanna soil my oats bro
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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