Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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