Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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