I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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