So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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