I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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