Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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