I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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