Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?