I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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