how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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