I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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