try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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