Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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