They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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