normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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