Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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