If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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