saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Congratulations! We have a period
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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