Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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