Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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