on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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