i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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