Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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