I just threw up on my dentist
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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