If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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