Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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