Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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