He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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