What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I could make wine with my vomit
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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