Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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