idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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