Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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