: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude i'm inner monologue high
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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