I think im going to throw up on grandma
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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