You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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