if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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