Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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