So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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