just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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