Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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