Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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