Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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