why didn't you poke me back
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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