You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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